Abducted by the Daleks

SUB-GENRES: Sexploitation / Horror / Garbage / WTF?! DIRECTED BY: Don Skaro WRITTEN BY: Billy Hartnell RELEASE: 2005 PEW PEW: Nope. CAT FOOD: The ‘film’ seems to exist only as a tribute to how truly unstable the thing’s creators must surely be. So then there’s the Dalek porno that’s totally not porn. Now, before you…

Star Wars Holiday Special

SUB-GENRES: Variety Show / Garbage DIRECTED BY: Steve Binder (Dr. Victor Frankenstein, uncredited) WRITTEN BY: Pat Proft, Leonard Ripps, Bruce Vilanch, Rod Warren, & Mitzie Welch RELEASE: 1978 PEW PEW: The sound a blaster makes when, beyond your capacity to take any more abuse, it is leveled at your TV and fired. CAT FOOD: The…