Jupiter Ascending

SUB-GENRES: Action / Adventure DIRECTED BY: The Wachowskis WRITTEN BY: The Wachowskis RELEASE: 2015 PEW PEW: The film somehow finds time to fill the spaces between bullshit with piles of mindless action. CAT FOOD: It attempts to comment on quite a few issues, but any validity is washed away in the ruddy brown wave of…