The Rating System

Five-Star Rating System

pewpewcatfood.com uses a standard five-star system to rate the overall enjoyability of a film — i.e. 1 star = terrible, 2 stars = bad, 3 stars = good, 4 stars = great, 5 stars = exceptional.

The Atlas Shrugged trilogy of films is notable in that these films are branded with a zero star rating and come with a warning from Mr. Smith to stay away from such abominations for the love of god and your own life.

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The Three Seals of Approval

If per chance a film has an exceptional amount of two key science fiction qualities, it will be awarded a seal of approval featuring pewpewcatfood.com’s intrepid mascot, Roy, who braves the harsh climes of interstellar space to heroically uncover only the best in sci-fi goodness!

Pew Pew Approved means that a film has a decent amount of science fiction action. The titled is derived from the sound one makes when one mimics a laser blaster —

“Pew pew!”

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Cat Food Approved means that a film has a decent amount of social commentary. Long has science fiction been used to make observations about our own, less bizarre world, and human behaviour in general. The cat food is a reference to the film District 9, in which a race of downtrodden aliens get a catnip-like rush from the meaty goodness of feline feast.

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Pew Pew Cat Food Approved means that a film has a decent amount of BOTH of the above-mentioned qualities. These are of course the most heroic of science fiction films, as they keep us entertained whilst also making us think about the world around us.

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The Botany Bay Award For Exceptional Sci-Fi Villainy

Science fiction movies boast some of the greatest villains in town. This award will be handed out whenever a film contains one of these great and terrible figures.